There are those who would belittle my expertise in the art of Baby Patting...If I weren't around, they maintain, the job could easily be performed by a metronome with an oven mitt. But they underestimate what I have accomplished. I've become, in essense, a great hypnotist. The Amazing Daderino.
"Give me a baby on the brink, I will do the rest...
Voilà-ladies and gentlemen, I give you: a Sleeping Baby."
It used to be, if you put people to sleep, you were considered Dull; now, it's a Gift.
quoted from "Babyhood" by Paul Reiser of television's "Mad About You", pages 153-154
Small children should be supervised by a caregiver when at a computer,
to ensure no accidents occur that could hurt the child and that no equipment gets broken.