People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture... Between your spittle, your diapers, your spit-up and drool, you got your baby food, your wipes, your formula, your leaky bottles, sweaty baby backs...Certainly, there have been other changes in my life since the arrival of my child: I feel an even greater commitment to my wife and our marriage. I feel an instinctive, primal love of which I did not know I was capable. I feel a heightened sense of responsibility toward my community and planet Earth. But above all,...it's just really moist now.
quoted from "Babyhood" by Paul Reiser of television's "Mad About You", pages 129-130
Small children should be supervised by a caregiver when at a computer,
to ensure no accidents occur that could hurt the child and that no equipment gets broken.