We had no idea how one starts the process of actually being parents. The first impluse is to fall into "host" mode. "Would you like a drink?...I forgot - your people don't drink...You want to freshen up?...Your people do it right in their pants, don't you?...Why don't you just, uh...sit there, and we'll watch you. Okay? Okay."
quoted from "Babyhood" by Paul Reiser of television's "Mad About You", page 115
Small children should be supervised by a caregiver when at a computer,
to ensure no accidents occur that could hurt the child and that no equipment gets broken.